Daily Archives: Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Is there a doctor in the house?

That last post depressed the hell out of me.  I called for the doctor. Best doctor around. Go ahead. Try.

Words don’t work on this one

 Over One Million Iraqi Deaths Caused by US Occupation

http://www.projectcensored.org/top-stories/category/y-2009/

soar lewsur

Marilyn Musgrave was ranked by The American Conservative Union as the most conservative member of the House.  Which didn’t help her in the last election.  She lost.

Two weeks after the brutal loss, Republican Rep. Marilyn Musgrave still hasn’t called her opponent to concede or to congratulate the victor, as is not only textbook but also mannerly to do.

Moreover, Musgrave’s ill manners bleed into her own team. Rumor has it she still — 14 days later — hasn’t even thanked her campaign staff. (Again, textbook.) http://www.politico.com/blogs/anneschroeder/1108/Bad_blood_for_Musgrave_.html

Gad.  What is it with these people?

Leonard Cohen

With this one, you get three tales, absolutely free.

During the filming of this video, Cohen went over to the food table and the young person from the honey wagon who’d set up the table thought Cohen was just a bum who’d walked in, and told him to take a hike.

The actor in the video who plays the long streak of misery with the eye patch ended up at a rollicking party at my house in Vancouver one evening.  I’m sure he was a fine fellow but I don’t remember the night very clearly and can’t swear to it.

Lastly, I’ve worked for two political campaigns in my life, Obama’s and Pierre Trudeau’s.  When Trudeau died, the funeral was carried on TV in Canada.  Sitting in the front pew were Trudeau’s ex-wife and two sons, and beside them were Jimmy Carter, Leonard Cohen, Gerald Ford and Fidel Castro. 

Cue the music. Looks like I can’t embed this one for some reason. But you can get it here..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o25uInSb6Yk

Cheney and Addington…please go away forever

“Indeed, I was struck by the similarity between the abuse they suffered and the abuse we found inflicted upon Bosnian Muslim prisoners in Serbian camps when I sat as a judge on the International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia in The Hague, a U.N. court fully supported by the United States. The officials and guards in charge of those prison camps and the civilian leaders who sanctioned their establishment were prosecuted—often by former U.S. government and military lawyers serving with the tribunal— for war crimes, crimes against humanity and, in extreme cases, genocide,” – Patricia M. Wald, former appellate judge, foreword, Human Rights Center’s report on former Gitmo detainees.

h/t Andrew Sullivan at the Atlantic

A bit more on gay marriage

I said here http://bernielatham.wordpress.com/2008/11/17/gingrich-hes-americas-moral-compass/ that the right will continue to push the gay marriage issue.  This has been a fundamental Republican electoral pattern from Nixon’s racist ’southern strategy’ on up through Karl Rove.  This issue keeps the evangelical base motivated and might draw some white and Hispanic Catholics and religous african americans.  Not to mention the “Deliverance” demographic. 

The problem with this strategy is that it is intolerant of difference.  It is bigoted.  Where voters perceive that bigotry is precisely what is going on, they eventually turn away in distaste.  In that post above, I used the earlier example of the racism which led to laws against interracial marriage.  It’s a clear parallel but this parallel has to be denied by the conservative movement for the anti-gay marriage strategy to have any viability. 

Which brings us to Dennis Prager’s column at Townhall, titled “Is Gay The New Black?”  We can guess what his answer will be.  Let’s look at how he attempts to deny the parallel.

The likening of the movement for same-sex marriage to the black civil rights struggle is a primary argument of pro same-sex marriage groups. This comparison is a major part of the moral appeal of redefining marriage: Just as there were those who once believed that blacks and whites should not be allowed to be married, the argument goes, there are today equally bigoted individuals who believe that men should not be allowed to marry men and women should not be allowed to marry women.

Note here how he slips in that “redefining marriage” as if redefining is somehow inappropriate.  Of course, during the period when laws against miscegenation were on the books of numerous states, “marriage” meant only whites with white and blacks with blacks.  Interracial marriages were not “marriages” and only legalization made them so.  (Not to mention the early history of the US where people commonly ‘married’ and raised families without the sanctification of a priest/pastor because few were around). 

But here’s the common rhetorical move these folks make to deny the parallel.

One has to either be ignorant of segregation laws and the routine humiliations experienced by blacks during the era of Jim Crow, or one has to be callous to black suffering, to equate that to a person not being allowed to marry a person of the same sex. They are not in the same moral universe.

There is in fact no comparison between the situation of gays in America in 2008 and the situation of most black Americans prior to the civil rights era. Gays are fully accepted, and as a group happen to constitute one of the wealthiest in American life. Moreover, not being allowed to marry a person of the same sex is not anti-gay; it is pro-marriage as every civilization has defined it. The fact is that states like California already grant people who wish to live and love a member of the same sex virtually every right that marriage bestows except the word married. http://townhall.com/columnists/DennisPrager/2008/11/18/is_gay_the_new_black

If we break down this argument, here’s what we get.  Blacks were oppressed more severely than gay people.  This greater oppression and suffering is a greater moral injustice.  This difference in magnitude of moral injustice therefore negates any claim of a parallel.  To put it another way, hitting your wife with an open hand rather than an axe means she really has no grounds for complaint.

This is, in logical terms, a straw man fallacy…where the opponent’s argument is misrepresented and that misrepresentation is argued against rather than the actual argument (thus straw man).  No one who supports gay marriage argues that gays have suffered at the magnitude of blacks in America, of course.  The parallel lies in both groups being excluded from equal membership and rights within society.

Double mavericky drat

AP just called the Alaska Senatorial race for Begich on the reasoning that the margin is now too large for Stevens to surmount.

The overwhelming sadness here is, of course, that Sarah Palin won’t be able to move into the Senate via that seat.  Oh woe oh woe is me.

Phyllis Schlafly – beating several dead mooses

The young people — who voted two-to-one for Obama — were another group that Republicans lost in 2008. They are the generation that has come out of the public schools since they have been teaching political correctness, multiculturalism, diversity, William Ayers-style “social-justice,” self-esteem and other nonsense instead of reading, math and American history.

It’s time for the conservative movement to restore parents’ rights over public-school curriculum and not leave it up to the anti-parent, pro-diversity policies endorsed by the National Education Association.

The third group that Republicans lost in 2008 was unmarried women. By a colossal 40-plus point spread, unmarried women voted for Barack Obama by 70 percent to 29 percent.

One explanation is economic: The women who cast off husbands look to Big Brother Government to support them. They vote for the party that promises more benefits from the Welfare State.

The other explanation is social: The feminists have carried on a 40-year campaign to destroy marriage and what they deride as the patriarchy. They want to replace it with a matriarchy. http://townhall.com/columnists/PhyllisSchlafly/2008/11/17/where_did_the_reagan_votes_go_in_the_2008_election?page=2

h/t to Garry Wills for “beating a dead moose”

Extraordinary panel discussion

November 17, 2008
What Happens Now? A Conversation on the 2008 Election
On November 10, in a conversation moderated by Robert Silvers, Andrew Delbanco, Joan Didion, Jeff Madrick, Darryl Pinckney, Michael Tomasky, and Garry Wills discussed the implications of Barack Obama’s election and the likely direction of his administration. Hosted by the New York Public Library’s Cullman Center for Scholars and Writers, the event celebrated the 45th anniversary of the Review.

Go to this link and you’ll see the audio file controls.  It is nearly one and a half hours and I would rather it was five hours   http://www.nybooks.com/podcasts/

h/t to my friend Alice

Here’s an astute observation re modern conservative rhetoric/thought on “small government”

Declaring that “defense is not a budget item,” Reagan severed the connection between military spending and all other fiscal or political considerations – a proposition revived by George W. Bush after September 2001.  Andrew Bacevich, The Limits of Power

That “severing” as Bacevich terms it, renders meaningless the clamoring for “small government” and “fiscal discipline” that percolates from conservative quarters every time a Democrat inhabits the White House – even if some now rush to repudiate the Cheney claim that “deficits don’t matter.” Discretionary spending is a relatively small fraction of government outlays when you factor in real costs of operating government, spending on entitlements, financing the debt and, alas, defense spending (discretionary and non). And yet the small government proponents bracket off defense spending and remove it from all discussions on how to reduce the size of the federal budget. But by doing so, they have rendered the conversation moot, unless they want to really make a push to eliminate (or vastly reduce) entitlement programs. Good luck with that. http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/11/defictits-actua.html

Suspicion torments my heart…suspicion keeps us apart…suspicion, why torture me o wo wo wo

Bill O’Reilly figures Guantanamo ain’t all that bad.  Maybe the food is a bit bland like at the hospital and maybe the night’s rest can be fitful now and again and, sure, maybe even the studio-quality sound system gets up a bit high, decibel-wise, when those good Elvis tunes come on. 

Keeping a suspect awake, loud music, bad food?  Will President Obama eliminate all stressful interrogation methods? If so, that will end most of the information flow from captured terrorists. Most of these guys are hard cases. They don’t give up information easily.

from O’Reilly’s TP, Nov 17

Our language, a living thing

And will you, Senator Stevens, be requesting a pardon from the President?

“No, no, no”

A tad later, the good Senator elaborates on on the elaborate and multifacted meanings of that word.

“I didn’t say anything about that at all. I said nothing about it. No comment, that’s all. I have no comment,” said Stevens.  By ‘no,’ he said, he meant ‘no comment.’ http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecrypt/1108/Stevens_not_seeking_pardon.html

The daily snark

Lieberman expelled from Pilates class in Senate gym.

Josh Marshall at TPM

It was shortly after nine in the morning when God began receiving a series of messages on his WhiteBerry

Even cracker James Dobson must have thought Stuart Shepard went too far because the video commentary, Pray for Rain, was ripped from the website CitizenLink sometime this week. All you’ll find now is “file not found.” But the page is cached at Google. The copy reads,

Stuart Shepard is looking for people who will pray for rain — on a certain day, at a certain time, in a certain location.The location is the Democratic National Convention in Denver, CO, and the certain time is when Obama gives his speech at the end of the Convention.

Shepard prays for

…abundant rain, torrential rain… flood-advisory rain. I’m talking about umbrella-ain’t-gonna-help-you rain… swamp-the-intersections rain. http://www.jesus21.com/htdocs/weblog.php?id=P1020

Your morning schendenfreude

Fox Anchor ‘ Terrorist Fist Jabs’ Her Way to Unemployment


Kudos to Fox News for officially canning its former news host, E.D. Hill. You may recall Hill as the anchor who made the truly idiotic comment about then-Sen. Barack Obama sharing a “terrorist fist jab” with his wife, Michelle.
http://washingtonindependent.com/19059/fox-anchor-terrorist-fist-jabs-her-way-to-unemployment

Perhaps I’m just a mean sort.  For some reason this news item reminds me of an earlier one where Tonya Harding was taken into custody after pushing her boyfriend into a roadside Oregon ditch and beating him senseless with a hubcap.

Who didn’t see this one coming?

Sean Hannity says,

“I’ve said it myself. Dick Morris has said it. I think Rush has said it — others. You know, this is really the Obama recession…” http://mediamatters.org/items/200811170016?f=h_top

This is the way these guys work.  It illuminates what their precise function is…to propagandize against any Dem government and any liberal policy or idea.  Placing the blame for this recession on Obama is too irrational for even these bozos to actually believe, and they don’t.  They are not expressing analyses or facts or passing on the considered opinions of economists of even their own opinions (in this case at least).

 They are attempting to create and forward a propaganda narrative with the sole intent of convincing their audiences that Obama ought to be distrusted and therefore, ought to be impeded in governance.  Anyone who has been watching these folks at all closely will have predicted with certainty that such behavior was inevitable given a Dem presidential win, regardless of which candidate might have assumed the post.

There’s an earlier precedent which reveals exactly the process or game-plan.  Immediately after Bill Clinton took over the White House and as Hillary set out to revamp health care, Bill Kristol wrote a memo to other Republicans (subsquently leaked, thus we know of it). 

In the first of what would become legendary strategy memos circulated among Republican policymakers, Kristol said the party should “kill”, not amend or compromise on, the Clinton health care plan. The success of the Clinton proposal, he warned, would “re-legitimize middle-class dependence for ‘security’ on government spending and regulation”, and “revive … the Democrats, as the generous protector of middle-class interests.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kristol

Notice that the goal of this strategy is entirely associated with future Republican electoral chances.  The uninsured and the under-insured and the suffering that follows from this plays no part in Kristol’s thinking. 

When these boys rise in the morning and consider their goals for the day, it won’t be to understand what is going on.  It won’t be to gather data and weigh it objectively and then pass on considered conclusions.  Rather, they set out with the goal of finding anything which they might be able to use to devalue their target, to figure out how to present those things in a simple and easily communicated form, and to co-ordinate with others in their community so as do disseminate the message(s) as widely as possible and with as much repetition as possible.

It is, I think, far and away the most poisonous and destructive element in modern American civic discourse.

And none too soon

According to a 2006 study by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life, a third of white evangelicals believe the world will end in their lifetimes. These mostly conservative Christians believe a great battle is imminent. After years of tribulation—natural disasters, other cataclysms (such as the collapse of financial markets)—God’s armies will vanquish armies led by the Antichrist himself. He will be a sweet-talking world leader who gathers governments and economies under his command to further his own evil agenda. In this world view, “the spread of secular progressive ideas is a prelude to the enslavement of mankind,” explains Richard Landes, former director of the Center for Millennial Studies at Boston University. http://www.newsweek.com/id/169192

Jesus, over-extended in this wintry economic climate, downsizes

Focus on the Family eliminating 202 jobs

THE GAZETTE

Because of a weak economy and cash-strapped donors, Focus on the Family said it is eliminating 202 jobs, the deepest cuts in the 32-year history of the Colorado Springs-based Christian nonprofit. The ministry laid off 149 workers, and cut another 53 vacant positions. http://www.gazette.com/news/focus_43586___article.html/lays_eliminationg.html

h/t TPM

See! A man and a woman and children. No gays here!

WASHINGTON — A stone-age burial in central Germany has yielded the earliest evidence of people living together as a family.

The 4,600-year-old grave contained the remains of a man, woman and two youngsters, and DNA analysis shows they were a mother, father and their children.

“Their unity in death suggests unity in life,” researchers said in Tuesday’s edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/discoveries/2008-11-17-stone-age-family_N.htm

We’ll expect Tony Perkins and Focus on the Family’s Dobson to run with this baby.  Of course, there’ll be some necessary correction on the dating, the universe being created in 4004 BC.

There was a classic example a few years back demonstrating the immutability of some peoples’ fixed ideas, absolutely regardless of contradictory facts or evidence.  A group who were convinced that the Shroud of Turin was the shroud used in Jesus’ burial got permission to have a little corner of the material carbon dated.  Unfortunately, the test came back with a result showing the material could be quite precisely dated to a much later point, coincident with the time of the Crusades (which was boom-time for the sale of  “biblical artifacts”…you can imagine roadside booths set up everywhere from Calais to Jerusalem, “Getcher piece of the True Cross right here”).

Receiving this finding, the shroud believers duly considered the matter, then made their announcement which read something as follows (paraphrasing from memory), “We do not contest the scientific finding itself.  However, we must note that our science is yet insufficiently exact in that it cannot make the proper corrections for molecular changes in the tested material which might arise through energies involved in The Ascention.”

You gotta hand it to them.   

Prison sex news from all over (plus bonus fun quiz)

Um…yes, I’m afraid we’ve had a bit of cockup in the lockup.

Cops: Indiana inmates crawled through ceilings for sexual trysts

NOVEMBER 17–Undaunted by a concrete wall separating their respective cellblocks, male and female inmates took advantage of a design flaw in an Indiana jail to engage in late-night sexual trysts. The Greene County inmates–three men and three women–pried open metal security tiles in the ceiling of their respective dormitory-style housing units to gain access to the adjoining cellblock, according to a probable cause affidavit filed in Circuit Court. A copy of that detail-packed, and entertaining, affidavit can be found here. They were able to get into the lockup next door because the concrete wall separating the spaces did not continue to the building’s roof. As first reported by the Bloomfield Free Press, a blind spot in the Greene County jail’s security camera system kept officials from quickly spotting the illicit excursions, which began two months ago. The six inmates, pictured in the below mug shots, were charged today with felony escape. Investigators learned of the ceiling hijinks after conducting a search of the cellblocks last month. During that shakedown, the November 14 affidavit notes, investigators found letters in the female dormitory indicating that inmates “were getting through the ceiling area, and making contact with each other. This contact appears to include sexual activity.” The first female inmate approached by a sheriff’s investigator was asked “if she knew why I might want to talk to her,” wrote Detective George Dallaire. The woman, who was not charged, “asked if it had anything to do with the girls going through the ceiling.” http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1117082jail1.html

Below are the six inmates involved. 

lovers2 

Quiz task:

1) using a straight line, connect the lovers in their proper romantic pairings (five points)

2) if you imagine “pairing” might be the wrong term, use as many lines as needed to demonstrate what you imagine has gone on (five points)

3) with a circle, identify the individual who first got the idea (ten points)