Daily Archives: Saturday, November 15, 2008

frogapulting, for Popular Mechanics readers…or Townhall readers, for that matter

Let’s extend our idea below.  Imagine a catapult that’s set to sling some projectile towards the distant horizon.  Don’t worry about the projectile, it can be something largish like a Volkswagon or something a bit smaller than that like Ann Coulter’s adam’s apple.  Anyway, the catapult is loaded.  Now imagine that first pre-loaded catapult is itself loaded into a second catapult as the projectile.   You see where I’m going here?  If you are a real Popular Mechanics reader, not just some kind of pseudo-intellectual pretender, you are getting this already.  You are already thinking about the third catapult, and the fourth, all firing the earlier catapult.  Exciting idea, isn’t it?  Say that first catapult energetically flings Ann’s adam’s apple at a speed of 250 MPH.  Actually, let’s fling the rest of her too.  So there goes Ann zinging away at 250.  But if the catapult that flings her is itself flung at 250, we’ve now got Ann going a pretty respectable 500 MPH, horizonward. Trees, barns, cows, even small mountains blurring past below.  Add a third, shooting the second shooting the first and those cows won’t even have a chance to notice her (for which we now have a damned good reason to envy cows) moving at 750.  And a fourth, and a fifth and more.   Of course, we’ve all read Einstein’s general theory and we understand that there’s a limit here.  Once we get Ann going at 186,000 miles per second, that’s it.  We can’t do any better.  We frogapult her up to the speed of light and she hits the wall.

frogapulting

One of the lovely and now famous unintentional honesties that slipped out from George Bush’s active lips can be found in the transcript at the White House web site here http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/05/20050524-3.html

As you — as I mentioned to you earlier, we’re going to redesign the current system. If you’ve retired, you don’t have anything to worry about — third time I’ve said that. (Laughter.) I’ll probably say it three more times. See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda. (Applause.)

I love the “Applause” notation there.  In honor of the outgoing President, this first of what promises to be weekly addresses from Obama is for you.  You might even send it along further.  Sort of a catapult and frog-jump at the same time.  Frogapult. 

 

 

“mandate”

noun; a command or authorization to act in a particular way on a public issue given by the electorate to its representative

So, you’ve got your mandates and then you’ve got your mandates

I have won what I call political capital and now I intend to spend it.—George W. Bush, November 3, 2004

 

And here is a letter to President Bush following his 2004 re-election from Reverend Bob Jones III, president of Bob Jones University.

In your re-election, God has graciously granted America—though she doesn’t deserve it—a reprieve from the agenda of paganism. You have been given a mandate…. Don’t equivocate. Put your agenda on the front burner and let it boil. You owe the liberals nothing. They despise you because they despise your Christ….

Undoubtedly, you will have opportunity to appoint many conservative judges and exercise forceful leadership with the Congress in passing legislation that is defined by biblical norm regarding the family, sexuality, sanctity of life, religious freedom, freedom of speech, and limited government. You have four years—a brief time only—to leave an imprint for righteousness upon this nation that brings with it the blessings of Almighty God….

If you have weaklings around you who do not share your biblical values, shed yourself of them.

 

And here’s Bob Novak after the 2004 election…

Q: Bob Novak, is 51 percent of the vote really a mandate?

NOVAK: Of course it is. It’s a 3.5 million vote margin. But the people who are saying that it isn’t a mandate are the same people who were predicting that John Kerry would win. … So the people who say there’s not a mandate want the president, now that he’s won, to say, Oh, we’re going to accept the liberalism that the — that the voters rejected. But Mark, this is a conservative country, and it showed it on last Tuesday. [11/06/04]

We’ll just note here that Obama’s margin of victory was about 3X greater than Bush’s in 2004.  We’ll note also that Dems made further gains in House and Senate, not to mention in state races.  But apparently none of that matters to Novak who wrote in the Chicago Sun Times on Nov 5, 2008…

The first Democratic Electoral College landslide in decades did not result in a tight race for control of Congress. […]

[Obama] may have opened the door to enactment of the long-deferred liberal agenda, but he neither received a broad mandate from the public nor the needed large congressional majorities.

Then there is Brent Bozell, conservative movement organizer, on Fox, Nov 7…

“That means that Barack Obama does not have the mandate to enact the left-wing agenda he wants to enact. He didn’t run on it, he ran from it.”

And what is Bozell referring to with “that” which provides his justification for claiming that Obama, if he has any mandate at all, only has a mandate to forward conservative policies?  Pay attention now because this is a bit of a head-scratcher.

This is Bozell on Fox a week before the election…

“…when you go through the entirety of the campaign saying the kind of things that you’re saying in the debates, where on, for every question, you’ve got a redistribution of wealth answer, where you’ve got socialism, where you’ve got the government controlling every aspect of life. You don’t expect a reporter to ask you, ‘Is this socialism?’ Because the media don’t ask that question.”

In other words, Obama is a bloody god-forsaken socialist, particularly on that economic stuff.  That’s clear, right?  Now, here’s Bozell two days after the election, on Fox again.  Obama has no mandate to forward policies one might expect from a Democrat, particularly in economic matters because he…

“ran as a Reaganite” and “won over … the public as a fiscal conservative.”

These guys just make it up as they go along.

more data to be found at  http://mediamatters.org/items/200811070010

 

 

 

Sunday, after church, the men-folk get to pickin’

Right here in River City

Learn Or Languish

The GOP’s focus on social, cultural, and religious issues cost its candidates dearly among upscale voters.


 

What did we learn from this election? The results certainly confirmed that Republicans are demoralized. President-elect Obama’s vote total — 66 million — was about 4 million higher than President Bush’s total of four years ago. Sen. John McCain’s 58 million tally was about 1 million votes fewer than Sen. John Kerry garnered last time. As expected, overall turnout went up, but much of the gain among Democratic voters was offset by a decline among Republicans.

Although young people turned out in higher numbers than they did four years ago, the increase was proportionate with the electorate as a whole. Most non-Republican voters turned out in higher numbers this year than in 2004. One key to Barack Obama’s victory, however, was his overwhelming support among voters ages 18 to 29, whom he won by 34 points, 66 percent to 32 percent; and his support among those ages 30 to 44, whom he carried by 6 points, 52 percent to 46 percent. Those numbers are ominous for Republicans looking to 2010 and beyond…

more at  http://www.nationaljournal.com/njmagazine/cr_20081115_6386.php

Quote of the day…Come again? category

Georgia Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss on Ted Stevens…

First of all, I hope Senator Stevens is successful in being re-elected. And assuming that he is, I intend to support any motion to remove him.

h/t Salon

Bibi’s Bazooka Barn, on the corner of 12th and Ben Gurion Blvd…don’t forget to visit the grenade bulk-bin

Founder of Israeli NRA seeks to import American gun culture

By Raphael Ahren, Haaretz Correspondent

While the gun lobby in the United States took a setback last week with the election of Barack Obama, who supports the ban of assault weapons, a group of Israeli-Americans are now trying to ease restrictions on gun ownership here in Israel. Modeled and named after the powerful but controversial Virginia-based National Rifle Association, it is unclear whether the Israeli NRA will be able to gather enough support to be in any way influential. Several experts have already voiced criticism of the group’s agenda.

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1037295.html

Dratty poopy darn darn

This belated Alaskan election count has several significances.  First, it puts the Dems closer to 60 Senate seats.  Second, it has spectator appeal in watching to see if that mavericky state will actually elect a convicted felon.  Third, if Begich does achieve a majority, then one of the potential routes allowing Sarah Palin to continue to show up on television with the consequence of our teeth being ground down to painful nubbins will be removed.  Please jesus…please please…I don’t ask much of you.

Sen. Stevens Falls Further Behind Rival
Associated Press
Saturday, November 15, 2008; Page A12

ANCHORAGE, Nov. 14 — Sen. Ted Stevens, the nation’s longest-serving Republican senator, fell further behind his Democratic rival Friday, with most of the ballots still uncounted coming from parts of the state that have favored the challenger.

Mark Begich, the two-term mayor of Anchorage, increased his lead from 814 votes to 1,022 as state election workers counted 17,100 ballots Friday. Begich had 47.4 percent of the vote to Stevens’s 47.0 percent…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/14/AR2008111404138.html?hpid=sec-politics

Colbert at the Washington Correspondents’ Dinner

Possibly the greatest piece of performance satire of our generation.  You are obliged, under the terms of the contract you have implicitly agreed to in setting foot on this blog, to watch this once a year.  Pick any date.  Call it the Colbert High Holiday. Serve French cuisine.

Trouble, with a capital T and that rhymes with G and that stands for

 Trending Away From the GOP

By David S. Broder Sunday, November 16, 2008;

 The deeper one digs into the returns from this past election, the more portentous the results seem…

The details of the returns are more ominous for Republicans. Exit polls and actual returns, Lombardo notes, show Obama scoring in the suburbs and the metropolitan areas, especially among young and first-time voters, and among minorities

He won most of the votes from the college-educated, and he won a slight plurality among men — reversing the pattern of Bush’s two victories.

In the end, Obama flipped nine states that had gone for Bush — Nevada, Colorado and New Mexico in the West; Ohio, Indiana and Iowa in the Midwest; and Virginia, North Carolina and Florida in the Southeast.

That left Republicans with a shrunken base in the South and the border states, where rural and Appalachian counties delivered for the GOP, and on the Plains, where population is falling compared with the rest of the nation.

That is not a formula for future success. As Lombardo concluded, “Given the demographic trends in the country, the GOP is unlikely to win any future presidential elections if it is losing 95 percent of the black vote and 67 percent of the Hispanic vote.”

http://http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/14/AR2008111403058.html?nav=hcmodule